An advice column.  Maybe somebody else is doing this around here, but only my group has questions answered by me, which makes it literally unique.  Send your questions to me via PM (with the subject heading "Solve my life") if you want them answered (do not post them to the group--if you require an extra layer of anonymity, send mail with the same subject heading to kneelsonofjorel care of a certain web-mail service operated by Google).  All questions will be handled anonymously unless you spefically and in no uncertain terms tell me to use your name. I'll do a "column" a week depending on how this shakes out.  I can't guarantee that I will use all questions I receive, and your questions may be edited for length and clarity.

Disclaimer: My solutions to your life are for fun and entertainment and should probably not be implemented unless you are really, really desperate, and then even if you do and it blows up in your face it's not my fault because I just said so.  NOTMYFAULTINFINITY!  See?  Also: I may write things that aren't necessarily polite.  Be aware of this, please.  I'm just trying to do something fun, so don't come swaggering in here with your huge ego and start crying like a schoolgirl who just wet her pants on picture day if you get bruised.